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I'm a Bartender, Not a Therapist – Funny Bartender T-Shirt

¥3,151 JPY

I'm a Bartender, Not a Therapist – Funny Bartender T-Shirt

Serving drinks, listening to stories, and somehow becoming everyone's therapist — that's just another night behind the bar.

This funny bartender t-shirt is made for bartenders, bar staff, mixologists, and anyone who knows that a good cocktail often comes with a long story. Featuring the witty quote “I'm a Bartender, Not a Therapist. But Go On...”, this design brings classic bar humor to a stylish everyday tee.

Perfect for bartenders, cocktail lovers, mixologists, pub nights, happy hours, birthdays, or as a fun gift for the bartender in your life.

Perfect for:

  • Bartenders & mixologists

  • Bar and cocktail lovers

  • Funny work shirts

  • Bar nights & casual wear

  • Birthday and holiday gifts

🍸 Pour the drink. Hear the story. Keep the secrets.

Keywords: bartender t-shirt, funny bartender shirt, bartender gift, bartender humor, mixologist shirt, bar staff shirt, cocktail lover gift, funny bar shirt

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More details

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Relaxed fit

Size & Fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

I'm a Bartender, Not a Therapist – Funny Bartender T-Shirt Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
26.62
18.25
16.25
M
28
20.25
17.75
L
29.37
22
19
XL
30.75
24
20 1/2
2XL
31.62
26
21.75
3XL
32 1/2
27.75
23.25
4XL
33 1/2
29.75
24.63

Supplier-provided measurements might differ by up to 2 inches (5 cm).

A useful tip is to compare these measurements with one of your own garments at home by measuring it similarly.

A Length

Begin at the collar on the top (high point shoulder) and draw the measuring tape down to the garment's bottom.

B Width

Start the measurement at the seam right below one sleeve and extend the tape across to the seam underneath the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Position the tape at the top of the set-in sleeve and extend it down to the sleeve's hem.